Sunday, March 15, 2009

Please ekscuse...

I recently made a career change. I was lucky enough to be hired as a school nurse. While I had a few rough spots initially, I am starting to settle in. I have off 52 days not including summer break (and weekends), I am home every day as my tribe gets off the bus, I have the luxury of picking what school in the district the tribe attends and I have the pleasure of Noah's company as we ride to school daily.

Yes the pay reflects that I have off 52 days not including summer break, but I think I have convinced myself (and my sweet hubby) that it is all worth it.

As usual it's the little things that crack me up. I have begun to save school excuses that parents send in...having sent in many myself, I have to wonder what slips I have made and who might be giggling at my expense. My favorite came last week "Please excuse Johnny, he needs to pee alot. He has a small bladder."

Real school notes written by parents.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (strikethrough: diahre) (strikethrough: dyrea) (strikethrough:direathe) the shits.

12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

It may never be easy but it will always be worth it.

1 comment:

  1. oh my:)
    these are seriously hilarious
    love, sami:)